Knock Knock
Who's There?
Toby
Toby Who?
To be or not to be, THAT is the question....
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
(Delayed) Monthly Knock Knock Jokes #2:
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes a robbery - Open Up!!
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Miss LOL's Apology letter
Deer Al,
I am weri sori if tere iz ani myztakes in mai leter,
I am curently in India naow an mai faimly haz poblemz wit te eenternayt.
I am sori becaiuze I waz not abel to updait tis blog
But now, I am on tis wondirful ting cald eenternayt
Dear All,
I am very sorry if there is any mistakes in my letter,
I am currently in India now and my family has problems with the internet.
I am sorry because I was not able to update this blog
But now, I am on this wonderful thing called internet
I am weri sori if tere iz ani myztakes in mai leter,
I am curently in India naow an mai faimly haz poblemz wit te eenternayt.
I am sori becaiuze I waz not abel to updait tis blog
But now, I am on tis wondirful ting cald eenternayt
Trulee, weri, sori faor te eencoanveeneeancez cazed
Wit Louve an Lafter
Miss LOL
**************************TRANSLATION*************************
I am very sorry if there is any mistakes in my letter,
I am currently in India now and my family has problems with the internet.
I am sorry because I was not able to update this blog
But now, I am on this wonderful thing called internet
Truly, very, sorry for the inconveniences caused
With Love an Laughter
Miss LOL
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Joke #1: The Butcher's Son
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher
shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked
what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with
free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
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Miss LOL's First post
Hiya everyone.................
I am Miss LOL or also known as Gops in my blog - Gops Blog !!!!
I created this blog because....well, I love jokes and clowning around
Since this is just the beginning of what might be a blog known worldwide,
I am just gonna start by putting weekly jokes, then I might add some others too
Wish me luck!
I am Miss LOL or also known as Gops in my blog - Gops Blog !!!!
I created this blog because....well, I love jokes and clowning around
Since this is just the beginning of what might be a blog known worldwide,
I am just gonna start by putting weekly jokes, then I might add some others too
Wish me luck!
~Miss LOL
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